May 2013
May 26th
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It took 5 beers but I socialized yay me?
May 26th
My parents dragged me to this party and I don’t know anyone so I’m just awkwardly standing around sipping my beer in a corner Help
May 26th
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May 25th
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I’m very fortunate that my nickname is Roosh because otherwise my gamertag would not work at all.
May 25th
May 25th
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If you don’t like sheploo I’m sorry but you’re wrong
May 25th
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Xbox One is not gonna be something I buy. No used games and no sharing games is awful and is gonna put so many stores out of business. Besides, Destiny is for 360, so why would I bother? Just gonna get a PC and call it a day.
May 25th
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So I wonder how many posts have been made comparing MinaKushi to NaruSaku
May 24th
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Not gonna lie, I really hate how cliche naruto has gotten recently. I know Kishi is a better writer. That being said, the team 7 reunion hit a nostalgia bone so hard I can actually feel it.
May 23rd
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e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
May 22nd
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Do you have those followers where you know that if you ever met them in real life you wouldn’t even say hi to, you’d just look once and fuck for three days before saying “hey whats good?” I have a lot of them.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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7 tags
May 20th
I hit on too many people I need to stop. Anyways, back on topic are you free tonight?
May 20th
May 20th
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Sometimes I just want to cosplay as my favorite characters but then I realize that I have neither the build nor the funds to actually do so.
May 20th
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May 19th
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Man I just looked back at that Harley Quinn gif I reblogged. There is a solid list of people I would kill to have her suck my cock like that. Jesus fuck.
May 19th
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jesscookie: maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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I could go on and on about how much I hate J.J. Abrams anything, but I’m gonna let the fact that Star Trek has been vapid and boring since he took it over. Man, I am so pissed that they threw him in charge of both Star Trek and Star Wars I could punch a kitten.speak 
May 18th
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So my day today consisted of having a friend beat the Citadel DLC using one of my Shepards, Bayonetta, Chipotle Quesarrito for lunch, Super Smash Brothers, the episode “Mirror Mirror” from the original Star Trek series, chilling in a park throwing a football around, and going to Wendy’s for ice cream. Day well spent.
May 18th
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May 18th
142,860 notes
>People still complaining about ME3’s endings. Okay seriously guys it’s been more than a year just stop being butthurt.
May 18th
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May 18th
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The reason you find lots of oral sex related porn in my search history is because I hate hearing the really dumb porn talk that isn’t really dirty talk so much as it is hilarious
May 18th
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I’m physically incapable of dealing with how attractive Jack is this is a problem.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 15th
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God I just really want this job at gamestop
May 15th
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May 15th
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Omg I have an interview at GameStop tomorrow woop woop yeeeah
May 14th
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I’ve been judged so much for liking Gen 3 of pokemon
May 13th
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May 13th
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